Hello there, everybody! Welcome to Kiratto Recap: The online text-based review show that only lasted 5 episodes! (but if I were to count the pre-Kiratto Recap episodes, techanically speaking.. 9 episodes!)
Last time, we looked at Luluna's return and transendence. Now it's time for the grand finale, the final episode of Kiratto Pri Chan. We've been waiting for this for a long time. I hope they've included the Prima Donna Cup...
The episode starts out in- HOLY JESUS!! HIGH SCHOOL?!! WAH?! WAAAAAAAAAH!!(?) Anyways, the- WHAT IN GOSH'S NAME?! The KIRATTS?! are living like they always do: living like themselves! KiracCHU also appears in this episode, don't worry! The KIRATTS?! go on a teleporting adventure to tell everyone they know about Prism Stone's renovation. First and foremost, they visit Alice. She is seen with Mrs. Holy Jesus What Is That What The Hyuck Is That, and Alice is just thinking of ideas, and is also a wee bit lazy. Cue the KIRATTS?! teleporting into the office. Where the heck is Eve? Why she's- HOLY JESUS!! ALICE IS EVE, EVE IS ALICE! Wait.. Alice is Eve.. Eve is Alice... yes, it's all comin' together!
Meanwhile, Ring Marry are doing a broadway show.. when the KIRATTS?! teleport in and ruin the HOLY JESUS! THEY DIDN'T RUIN THE WHOLE THING?! Anyways, Ring Marry are just glad to see the Kiratts and perform Individual Jewel.
Meanwhile, the Meltics are at a different school... when the Kiratts teleport in and- HOLY JESUS! Look at Emo and Anna! They're back to normal, bickering and stuff! The other two members of their respective channels (no seriously that's what they call teams here in PriChan) finally get Emo and Anna to stop bickering- WHAT?!! YOU HAVE MESSED.. WITH THE NATRUAL.. ORDER!! Seriously, the last time I saw them actually getting along was (just) before Luluna enforced those infernal rules upon PriChan Land! Anyways, they got them to stop bickering... that is until Anna takes what I just said ("You have messed with the natrual order") literally and begins to bicker with Emo AGAIN.. this time with hair-tugging!
The Kiratts are then teleported to a clothes shop, where they see Saki and her Mascot, Daia! Who the heck's Saki, you may ask? Well, I like to shorten Daia Nijinosaki's name as Saki.
Anyways, Saki and Mirai have some chit-chat and it's just so wholesome.. and then we go to PriChan Land again. This time, there's a festival to celebrate Prism Stone's renovation! The Mascots (now human) hand out balloons! Oshama Tricks want summadat performing action or whatever. (I literally have no idea what everyone's saying unless I read subtitles)
And then- HOLY JESUS OF THE REVEREND AUDREY'S ULTIMATE HOLY GRAIL OF GLORY FROM THE COMING OF MANKIND IN THE PREHISTORIC STONE AGE AND THE TIME THEY ATE MARVIN! BUGCCHU NOW HAS AN OFFICIAL IDOL MASCOT FORM! THIS TEXT IS GONNA BE IN ALL CAPS FROM HERE! I WANNA SEE BUGCCHU AFTER ALL THESE YEARS PERFORM! ANYWAYS, BUGCCHU RUNS OFF WITH ALL THE BALLOONS AND THE MASCOTS (AND OSHAMA TRICKS) HAVE TO STOP HER. CUE THE OBLIGITORY CHASE MONTAGE. HIKARI APPEARS, BUGCCHU APOLOGISES.. AND IT'S HAPPENIN'! IT'S HAPPENIN'! AND IT'S.. A Promising Sensation? Maybe it's a Bugcchu versio- HOLY JESUS OF THE REVEREND AUDREY'S ULTIMATE HOLY GRAIL OF GLORY FROM THE COMING OF MANKIND IN THE PREHISTORIC STONE AGE AND THE TIME THEY ATE MARVIN WHILE HE IS PONDERING HOW HE'S GONNA SPEND HIS SUMMER VACATION WHILE A TYRANNOSARAUS REX EATS HIM AND HUMANITY'S UNCLE IF HE LIVES! YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT GOGO MASCOTS IS PERFORMING THIS ONE?!! WHY CAN'T IT BE BUGCCHU?!!
Anyways, our ragtag team of the Kiratts are revved up to perform a song. Maybe finally the collection will be comp- HOLY JESUS OF THE REVEREND AUDREY'S ULTIMATE HOLY GRAIL OF GLORY FROM THE COMING OF MANKIND IN THE PREHISTORIC STONE AGE AND THE TIME THEY ATE MARVIN WHILE HE IS PONDERING HOW HE'S GONNA SPEND HIS SUMMER VACATION WHILE A TYRANNOSARAUS REX EATS HIM AND HUMANITY'S UNCLE IF HE LIVES AND IF HE LIVES IS A MATTER OF SCIENCE! Final Illumination AGAIN?!! Well at least they're not involving KiracCHU... HOLY JESUS OF THE REVEREND AUDREY'S ULTIMATE HOLY GRAIL OF GLORY FROM THE COMING OF MANKIND IN THE PREHISTORIC STONE AGE AND THE TIME THEY ATE MARVIN WHILE HE IS PONDERING HOW HE'S GONNA SPEND HIS SUMMER VACATION WHILE A TYRANNOSARAUS REX EATS HIM AND HUMANITY'S UNCLE IF HE LIVES AND IF HE LIVES IS A MATTER OF SCIENCE! WHY IN GOD'S NAME FOR THE REVEREND AUDREY'S HOLY GRAIL FROM THE COMING OF MAN KIND IN THE MEDIVAL TIMES AND THE TIME MARVIN IS WAS ATTACKED BY THE REVOLUTION IS THE KIRACCHU VERSION PLAYING?!! I said the "normal version" not the "with KiracCHU version"! Ah, well. At least Prism Stone has been- WHAT ON EARTH?!
Prism Stone hasn't changed one darn bit. But anyways, a blessing from Solulu arrives and- IT'S THE EARRINGS EVERYONE! THE CLODDY EARRINGS!! THEY'VE RETURNED! AND NOW TO CELEBRATE, A PERFORMANCE FROM THE WINNERS OF THE PRIMA DONNA CUP: MIREI, DOROTHY, AND DAIA!
(Kiratto Start plays)
OooooooooooooOOOOoooooh. This is gonna be nostalgic!
(Hajimeyō wakuwaku wo furimaite Watashi iro no channeru Tsukucchaō)
Wow, Dorothy's actress is able to pull off Mirai's voice to a tee!
(Oki ni iri totteoki no kōde shite
Genki na sumairu
Apīru shiyō)
Daia's voice actress is able to pull off an amazing Rinka, and looks like Dorothy's voice actress is able to pull of an impressive Emo!
(Ninki mono ni naritai tokimeki
Itsumo kakushite ita no
Min'na no forō ga areba muteki
Dakara habatakō)
Wow, Mirei's actress sounds JUST like Anna! Daia's at it again with a manly voice, that almost sounds like Sara! And Dorothy manages to pull a tremendous threesome with Mirai, Emo, AND Mel!
(Kiratto akogare kirakira kanaeru chansu dayo
Yume wo sakaserareru purichan
Sekaijū wo happī de tsunageyō
Mahō yori suteki na
Raibu ga hajimaru yo)
This is awesome! It sounds like more people than three! How the heck are the voice actresses for DoroDoro, Mireirei, and DaiDai able to pull ALL those impressions?
(Suddenly, warping through space and time.. the Lunakillers appeared!)
Lunakiller #48: Because they're not the voice actress for Dorothy, Mirei, and Daia!
Wait, WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!
(the Lunakillers change the background from a white background to the perfomance in the background)
So.. you're telling me.. that the characters perfoming Kiratto Start.. is Miracle StAR?!!
Lunakiller #48: Yes.
(drops an Atomic F-Bomb, followed up by a Big "NO")
Nandy Barbidiot and his Idiot Choir: You are an idiot! Ha haha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaa! (repeats it again and again)
Supa Hot Ice: SIKE! THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBER!
Nelson: HA HA!
AW, SHUT UP! GEDDOW-DA-THERE BEFORE I USE MY ANTI-VIRUS SPRAY AND MY ANTI-NELSON SPRAY AND MY ANTI-BADABAPBOOMPOW SPRAY!
(they all run off lauging at Luna)
Now, I have one question. And that question is.. why.
WHY DID TAKARA TOMY THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO FORGET ABOUT THE PRIMA DONNA CUP?!! THE EPISODE IS ALMOST OVER AND- HOLY JESUS OF THE REVEREND AUDREY'S ULTIMATE HOLY GRAIL OF ULTIMATE GLORY FROM THE COMING OF MANKIND IN THE PREHISTORIC STONE MEDIEVAL AGE AND THE TIME THEY ATE MARVIN WHILE HE IS PONDERING HOW HE'S GONNA SPEND HIS SUMMER VACATION WHILE A TYRANNOSARAUS REX EATS HIM AND GOT KILLED BY THE FRENCH REVOLUTION! SINCE WHEN DID MIRAI AND EMO HAVE BABIES!?
And that's Episode 153, the final episode of the Kiratto PriChan series! It was pretty good.. even though they didn't include the Prima Donna Cup! And the worst part is, Takara Tomy isn't making a PriChan movie! What makes matters even worse is that Takara Tomy discontiued the Kiratto PriChan arcade game, on the same day that PriPara was discontinued.. even though Idol Land is still airing!
My favourite moment: Bugcchu finally getting an Idol Mascot form. Trust me, EVERYONE DIDN'T SEE THIS ONE COMING. EVEN OSHAMA TRICKS THEMSELVES!
My least favourite moment: To which there are three:
- While I do like seeing Anna and Emo back to their normal relationship of being rivals, it's pretty tiring since the scene with Meltic StAr has them bicker on and on and it just gets a bit boring.
- A more controversial topic: Takara Tomy didn't give Bugcchu her own song. I imagined if they would give Bugcchu one in the Moonlight Magic album, but Awakening Light is the third song on the list.
- And now, the biggest offender! Takara Tomy decided that because time constraints and the series is now over, we could now all just forget about the Prima Donna Cup!
Overall: This is the final episode, and boy does it deliver and dissapoint at the same time. The Prima Donna Cup was not included, but at least we have Bugcchu looking cute for some reason. Hopefully, just hopefully, Bugcchu will get her own song, but I think it would be another version of Kiratto PriChan Land again.
And now, let's end this here. With Kiratto PriChan finally over, I am now empty on PriChan stuff unless I go back to when the series all began! Special thanks to Takara Tomy, for helping me to try something new, special thanks to the legends that animated this masterpiece, special thanks to Run Girls Run, a super special thanks to IRIS, and a very very special thanks.. to Azuki Shibuya, the voice actress of Dorothy West and Luu Asuka. But, most importantly.. special thanks to you for reading this blog!
Now, who's with me for #boycotttakaratomy?!
Lunakillers: WE ARE!!
THEN LET'S-A GO!! And with that, I'm outta 'ere! Thanks so much for reading!
The End
P.S: Takara Tomy, if you're reading this.. then could you please make a Nintendo Switch version of PriChan, like how PriPara had a Nintendo Switch game? Also, release the new PriChan Switch game internationally!